Name: Basic, You Can Tell Im Blonde And From Connecticut
Address: Shitty Student Housing; Living With Three Savages Who Definitely Will Not Tell Me If You Actually Mail Me A Letter
Phone: I do not address calls from odd numbers unless they leave a voicemail, is that going to be a problem?
Email: Look! I went to a great school!
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College trainee who sweatout the last months of the expected finest 4 years of her life. Stressed. Surviving on a stringent diet plan of coffee and Adderall. Trying to find a task that will impress her moms and dads pals so that her moms and dads leave her alone. Required an income that would permit her to reside in a single bed room in a significant city while likewise continuing to support her Amazon Prime dependency.
Ideal position would be anything that wouldnt need her to use heels or trousers.
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Have been informed my quesadillas are hella dank.
Assigned a 10-page last paper on Beowulf. In some way finished and extremely valued by TA, regardless of just handling to check out the very first 5 lines prior to taking off into flames.
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Totally discovered that lady who texted John back in November and now understand she had side bangs in 2009.
Extensive understanding of virtually all male stars real heights
Can stop an intoxicated lady from weeping in under 5 minutes
Befriending individuals who have easy-to-remember passwords on their Netflix accounts